Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Mob has Spoken

It's probably obvious that I've lost interest in maintaining this blog with any semblance of regularity. In addition to this shameful neglect, most of the folks I want to share my links, stoopid pics and pithy comments with have decided that Facebook is the preferred platform for sharing links, stoopid pics and pithy comments.

Since Facebook has reached the critical mass of users required to be actually useful to HUMAN BEINGS, rather than drunken college students, I've moved most of my meager shtick over there. Yes, I know! Sigh.

In addition, if anyone is interested in my gaming adventures, they can probably find me on BoardGameGeek.

C'est la guerre!

Monday, April 27, 2009

It's windy up there

Ivinghoe Beacon, after a long walk to get there.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Who's a nerd?

Mrs. Twirling, who has taken up knitting, has made something for me I've wanted for almost my entire life.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Minor rant

From CNN:

When her baby girl takes an afternoon nap, or on those nights when she just can't sleep, Sarah Andrews, 32, tosses off her identity as a suburban stay-at-home mom and becomes something more exotic: a "virtual deputy" patrolling the U.S.-Mexico border.

From her house in a suburb of Rochester, New York, Andrews spends at least four hours a day watching a site called BlueServo.net.

There, because of a $2 million grant from the state of Texas, anyone in the world can watch grainy live video scenes of cactuses, desert mountains and the Rio Grande along Texas' portion of the international border.

When Andrews spots something she deems suspicious -- perhaps a fuzzy character moving from right to left across the screen or people wading through the river with what appear to be trash bags atop their heads -- she and the site's 43,000 registered users can send e-mail messages straight to local law enforcement, who then decide whether to act.

First off, it is a very trivial thing to add a software motion sensor to a webcam -- any movement in a certain area will set off an alarm. So this kind of crowd-sourcing is completely unnecessary and a waste of time. I can't help but think that e-mails from these "virtual deputies" go straight to /dev/null.

However, if this is some elaborate plan to keep racists and various wingnuts who are scared of the "brown people" to hunker down in their bunkers and glue themselves to computer monitors, then perhaps it's a good idea after all.

Monday, February 23, 2009

First Bull Run

I had my first foray into wargaming the American Civil War with two other local gamers. My Union army failed to capture Henry House Hill outside of Manassas. Full writeup can be found here.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Gaming roundup

I've been a gamer since the third grade. In all that time, I've gone through many phases -- my early RPG phase, my wallet-busting Magic: the Gathering phase, my more recent on again and off again ASL addiction. I'm currently heavily into the "new" generation of wargames as well as German-style boardgames. I must say, the past six months has been the most enjoyable spate of gaming I've had since I was in middle school.

Some recent highlights:

Last weekend I participated in a six-player game of Struggle of Empires at a local gamer event. This is a multi-player area-control balance-of-power game set in the 18th century. Each player takes the role of one of the major European powers and tries to extend their power not only across Europe, but the New World and the Far East. It has simple mechanics, but was quite the brain burner. I was Prussia, finishing second on points behind Austria.

Also that day, I won a good game of Puerto Rico -- a worker placement, efficiency game. I succeeded by having the most coffee plantations and lucking out with the timing of my shipments.

I also recently played an excellent example of the new style card-driven wargames, Hannibal: Rome vs. Carthage. Each player gets a hand of special cards each turn from which to activate generals for movement and combat, or to play game-changing events. I was the Romans and lost 9-8 on control of provinces. My failure rested on the poor performance of Scipio Africanus, who was unable to execute a successful siege of a rebellious Syracuse.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Google rulez my world(s)

Tick another item off my wish list -- Google has added Mars to their latest version of Google Earth. Using the satellite imagery and radar data, you can now explore a 3D rendered virtual Mars.

I've always wanted to stand at the edge of the Valles Marineris. Cooool...

Monday, January 19, 2009

Trading spikes for dice

I'm glad to see that Curt is getting on with his retirement in an agreeable manner.

Friday, January 16, 2009

A good stick

I've been on a lot of airplanes in my time, including dozens of transatlantic flights. It's always been my understanding that a water landing in a jetliner was essentially impossible, and the inclusion of life-vests under your seat was solely to make passengers feel "safer."

er...I may have to pay more attention to my safety card next time...

UPDATE: I asked my pal PJ, whose father was a commercial airline pilot, just how much of a stud this pilot was. His response: "The fact that the fuselage didn't crack, that he got it as close to shore as he did... that he did all that maneuvering at low speed while losing altitude... it's going to go down as one of the most studly moments in all of commercial aviation."

Amen.

Monday, January 5, 2009

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Yikes!

Monday, December 29, 2008

Year-end Netflix roundup

A brief run down of all the movies I watched this past year:

The Lives of Others - A terrific drama about an East German Stasi agent and the target of his surveillance program. One of the best films I saw this year.

Tsotsi - South African delinquent commits crime and then tries to redeem himself. Worth seeing for its depiction of the slum life of Johannesburg.

Ratatouille - Did not it find up to the usual high standards of Pixar. Take it or leave it.

Marie Antoinette - A sympathetic view of the Queen of France as a product of her environment. Occasionally interesting, but give it a miss.

Eastern Promises - Viggo Mortensen goes undercover as a bad-ass Russian mobster. Good thriller. Probably the most memorable fight in a bath house you'll ever see.

Man Push Cart - The life of a Pakistani immigrant in New York City. Adequate drama, but nothing we haven't seen in other struggle of immigrant life stories.

No End in Sight - Documentary about the bungling of the Iraq War. SPOILER ALERT - Rumsfeld did it.

La Vie en Rose - Bio-pic of French musical icon Edith Pilaf. Fascinating and a worthy oscar for Marion Cotillard.

No Country for Old Men - Javier Bardem was terrific as the nutjob hunted by Josh Brolin. But I thought film really suffered from the ending, not because it was a twist ending, but that the twist was executed poorly.

Sicko - Michael Moore's latest advocacy film. Meh.

Sweeney Todd - Unwatchable. Easily the worst film I saw this year.

There Will Be Blood - The best film I saw this year, and aptly titled at that. P.T. Anderson is at the top of my list of favorite working directors right now. This film had one of the greatest endings I've seen in a long time.

Juno - Teen pregnancy drama. Supporting role by J.K. Simmons, a favorite of mine.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly - True story of French magazine editor who is suddenly paralyzed and can only communicate through blinking. Somehow manages to write book about it. Worth seeing if your up for this kind of story.

Michael Clayton - Run of the mill thriller with a sufficiently enjoyable climax.

Spider-Man 3 - Dreck.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age - English History-lite. Meh.

Cloverfield - Very well executed POV account of a monster attack in New York. Hokey Sci-Fi but I loved it.

The Assassination of Jesse James - Casey Affleck is SO much better at acting than brother Ben.

Atonement - Simple misunderstanding turns the lives of three people upside down. Painfully overbearing drama with occasional tolerable moments.

I Am Legend - A few interesting sci-fi ideas, a lot of bad sci-fi action.

In the Valley of Elah - Parent searches for missing soldier. Overtly political. A little subtlety would've gone a long way.

Beowulf - Bizarre yet ambitious take on old epic. Crispin Glover's Grendel had a certain over-the-top charm.

21 - Very loosely based on the MIT Blackjack Team. Utter formula. Never rises to the quality of it's trailer.

Transformers - Shameless movie tie-in to the popular toy line. Somehow I enjoyed this...how did that happen? Yikes!

Semi-Pro - Would have been better as a 5 minute SNL sketch.

Ocean's Thirteen - Please...no more.

Baby Mama - Would have been a lot funnier if Tina Fey had written it.

Speed Racer - Like the Transformers, another absolutely ridiculous movie that I enjoyed despite my best efforts to pooh-pooh it. Made me feel like a five year old again.

American Gangster - Good drama with two terrific actors, Washington and Crowe. Worth seeing.

Gone Baby Gone - See Assassination of Jesse James re: Casey Affleck.

Iron Man - Robert Downey Jr. was absolutely brilliant casting for this role. Made the whole film worthwhile. Best Marvel Universe movie yet.

The Incredible Hulk - The usually superb Ed Norton is wasted in this one. Meh.

The Dark Knight - Loud and frenzied. I don't think it's as good as every one makes it out to be, yet better than the previous Batman franchise.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

All that matters

Forty years ago today...

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Inertia

The power is back on! But the cable and internet has been on and off since then. So to celebrate this minor success let's have a cat picture.

Here M., P. and S. make a spontaneous yet deft attempt to solve the n-body problem where n=3.

Monday, December 15, 2008

The Ice Storm

Our town got walloped in the ice storm on Thursday night. We spent the evening huddled in the basement. The sounds of trees cracking and crashing to the ground all around us kept us up all night. When morning came we were finally able to survey the damage. There were branches down everywhere on our property and two large trees were completely uprooted.

This one fell across our driveway.


And another larger one crashed down out by the barn, trashing one of our fences.


We've had no power since Thursday night (it's still not back yet). The main road through Bolton was closed for three days with downed trees and utility poles blocking the way. The secondary roads are just as bad. Power lines are still lying in the streets everywhere.

Yay! Nature is fun!